Helga has received one too many inappropriate gifts from her husband. In a fury she decides to visit the large shopping mall to return the present. Helga's personality and the labyrinthine mall conspire to keep her for a few days until she accidentally stumbles on a way out.
Lissa's new neighbours are freaks. They believe strongly in the power of lemons and their 16-year-old son Michael scrubs his feet every night before going to bed. He is definitely not the sort of boy a cool chick like Lissa should be hanging around with...but then again he is a real life Vitalogist and they don't grow on trees.