Hairy Legs

It is a swelteringly hot summer's night. Miss Muffet is in the bathroom engaged in the appalling but necessary task of ridding her body of unwanted hair. Her obsession with order is made more apparent as she tidies her bedroom and slips neatly into bed. She turns restlessly in the oppressive heat. A black, hairy spider short circuits the turning fan. The miscreant spider goes on a journey through Miss Muffet's world until horribly, deliciously, it reaches the sleeping figure of Miss Muffet herself.