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Teddy, a 'street-wise hawker' from New York, owes a lot of money to a couple of heavies. He flees from his life in New York and jumps on a plane to freedom. He ends up in the hot, dry centre of Australia and unexpectedly comes across Angie, a beautiful blonde sex kitten. Teddy can't believe his luck as they set off together into the outback. Then Angie asks the fatal question, 'Are you married?' Wham! Teddy wakes up whacked on the head, shot full of dope, tossed in with chicken and married...