Introverted space princess Saira is devastated when she is unexpectedly dumped by her girlfriend Kiki for being needy. Deep in the depths of despair, Saira is thrown a lifeline when Kiki abruptly calls for help. Kiki has been kidnapped by forgotten incels known as the Straight White Maliens. Problem is, they’re holding her ransom for the one thing Saira doesn’t have: one of the most powerful weapons known to lesbian kind - her royal Labrys! 24 hours on the clock, Saira sets out to save her ex in the hopes of winning her back. Along the way she will face the the fears of the unknown and the scariest thing of all: her own self doubt.